Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s vainest of them all?

Drew McAdam pic, Gazette columnist

Drew McAdam pic, Gazette columnist

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OKAY, I can understand why there are mirrors in changing rooms.

You want to see how the clothes look on you. How that jacket hangs. And does the colour suit you?

That’s fair enough.

And I can understand why a display rack with various spectacle frames would have a mirror nearby.

I mean, you want to check that the colour and frame-shape suit your face.

That’s reasonable, too.

Same with hats.

If you buy a hat you want to be sure it will look good, and that the jaunty angle is just jaunty enough.

It seems only reasonable that the shop would provide a mirror.

However, I was recently at the airport, where in the duty free shop I happened across a display stand with headphones. And under each set of “cans”, was a mirror.

It took me a moment, and then I realised: What? You want to check out how you look with a big set of ear-defenders and a coiled wire perched on your head?

You worry that they suit you?

That they don’t clash with your hairstyle?

Yes, there are people out there who worry about their visual appearance to that extent.

So vain that they would select one pair of headphones over another on the basis of how good they look – rather than how they sound - when they’re wearing them.

If you are one of these people, let me tell you now: There is no way you will EVER look good with what resembles a steak pie clamped to either side of your head.

Drew McAdam